The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from 3 to 9 September
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
Dear drivers, do not exceed the speed - posters with such an inscription hang both on earth roads and on the Milky Way. That's right - autumn has come, the school year has begun, and little tomboys now and then run across the road, forgetting about the traffic rules. Although adult bipeds do not see zebras and traffic lights and rush somewhere like crazy. Well, old women in their repertoire are waiting for traffic jams and offering everyone potatoes, ranetki and turnip. By the way, it's completely free - after all, everyone celebrates the international day of charity. It is necessary to tell the traffic cops about this - let them share the proceeds and throw some money on gasoline and oil.
Auto horoscope from 3 to 9 September
Aries
Aries, your iron horse has become completely tame - he listens to commands, carries out orders. So you look, and without you she will learn to drive - send her to work, let her know how expensive gasoline is. But seriously, this week in September is going to be a busy one. It's time to rename the traffic jams - they are too long and hopeless, and there are a hundred cars ahead and a thousand cars behind. If this fall Wednesday you meet strange dancing women in saris, with pointers and school magazines, do not rush to call zero three. The teachers are fine and these ladies are celebrating Teachers' Day in India. So that's why they have red dots on their foreheads - and the car thought it was in honor of the red color of the traffic light.
Taurus
Taurus, your sweet iron horse dreams of a vacation - the machine itself told the stars that you completely drove it. Indeed, then take you to work, then take you to visit, then take you to nature. Have a conscience and get around by tram or bus this September. Moreover, in public transport these autumn days it is interesting - passengers and conductors are dancing merrily to the "White Roses" and admiring the posters of Affectionate May. Yurik Shatunov has a birthday - in honor of the hero of the day, even angry traffic cops dressed up and tied ribbons to the wands. And do not worry about the singer's fans - they are all respectable people and adults and will not get mad and break traffic rules.
Twins
Gemini, your car has become a little choosy - maybe it doesn't like autumn, maybe gasoline doesn't smell as good as it used to. And perhaps the iron horse has a September depression - he senses that the lafa is over, and soon he will have to meet with puddles, slush and dampness. By the way, be careful near traffic lights - people are strange these days, and two-legged creatures are ready to run across the road without even looking at the traffic signal. This phenomenon, in principle, is understandable - pedestrians celebrate John Dalton's birthday and pretend that they are color blind. It seems that fans are congratulating this scientist 365 days a year - no, look at them, again flooded with a red light!
Crayfish
Cancers, how great it would be if all the traffic cops turned into midgets - there are such babies, waving sticks and squealing something under their breath. Alas, alas - in these September days, the patrol guys are more like giants. Look, how proudly they rise above the track and indulgently brandish their wands (probably, they are saving up again for mother-in-law for gifts or for vacation). Or maybe the guys from the DPS present themselves as princes and celebrate the birthday of Semyon the Proud? The Grand Duke of Moscow and Vladimir (and even Novgorod) ruled more than six hundred years ago, but this does not prevent us from remembering our uncle and celebrating his day after work. Go to the garage and have fun with the car.
A lion
Lions, road guardian angels promise and swear that they will sit in the back seat all week and protect you from meeting evil participants in the movement. So warn passengers not to fidget or crinkle their wings. Yes, and let the fellow travelers be quiet a little - even the music on the radio is not heard. And now there are funny and perky songs - now three tankers, then tanks rumbled on the field. So that's why there are so many heavy equipment on the roads - everyone celebrates the day of the tanker. The disgusting and capricious traffic cops hid (of course, they sense that it is better not to stick out on such a holiday). But your car rides well in September days even without armor - a four-wheeled girlfriend is ready to rush you to the ends of the world.
Virgo
Virgo, when you drink valerian before a long journey, give a couple of drops to your iron horse - the machine is also nervous and worried. The four-wheeled beauty knows that these autumn days, empty tracks will remain a dream - people are rushing from their vacations, and the roads are filled with a variety of cars. There are funny Mazda, and angry Jeeps, and gentle Okushka. But most of all the Zhiguli. On this Sunday in September, drivers celebrate the day on which the first car called Zhiguli appeared (or VAZ 2101, or Kopeyka, as you like). It was 48 years ago - time flies, and our drivers still like these cars (well, judging by the number of cars on the roads).
Scales
The scales, the windshield wipers zaglyuchu, then the seats creak, then the trunk will open by itself - the wheelbarrow hints that she missed her locksmith friends from the workshop. So put change in your pockets for travel and ride trolleybuses, or whatever goes around in your city. And take the car to the service during this autumn period. But on Saturday in September, go taxi and hunt for the generous passengers who celebrate the day of the financier - the financiers are now drunk and cheerful and pay only in large bills (and do not even require change). The patrol guys also celebrate - why should they sit on chests with money that have been accumulated by back-breaking labor, and drink compote or something stronger.
Scorpion
Scorpions, only our drivers know how to ride in zigzags, and the road can be completely straight - either go around a bump, then slip through a hole, then give way to an oncoming idiot. But during this September period, you will not have to show miracles of ingenuity - a caring iron horse decided to take you away from busy roads. Yes, yes, country road trips await you. Drive yourself calmly - no traffic jams, no reckless drivers, unless a drunken uncle Vasya sweeps past on a tractor or meets a herd of cows. And drop into the nearest forest for lingonberries - do not be afraid, do not get lost, there are a lot of people there, everyone picks healing berries and celebrates the day of Lup Brusnichnik.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, it seems that this autumn week only amateurs ride the roads - normal and adequate drivers are one-two-three and too much. It's the same story with bipedal creatures - some crazy guys on roller skates, then nervous grandmothers on bicycles, or even angry guys on scooters. But this is also, as they say, flowers - pay attention to bald people who are standing on the sidelines, swaying and muttering something about Krishna. Well, yes, because at the beginning of the September period, the day of the appearance of Krishna is celebrated. Your four-wheeled girlfriend is a simple lady and believes only in road angels - there they are, sitting in their place and waving their wings.
Capricorn
Capricorns, three miles straight, two to the right, one to the left - and here you are. To put it simply, this September period is not very suitable for long-distance travel, and it is advisable to ride only on familiar routes. True, your iron horse has a different opinion on this matter - the machine is endlessly looking for adventure and is ready to stop even near traffic police posts.But when you notice men with towels on their heads and with pokers in their hands, try not to slow down. They celebrate the day of Agathon the Ogumennik and fight the goblin. Let them go to the traffic cops and fight the road evil spirits at least the whole week (both the drivers will be calmer, and the patrollers will have some kind of entertainment).
Aquarius
Aquarians, What will we take with us on the road, Where will we stop, When will we hit the road? All drivers ask each other these questions, because the people celebrate the day on which the program “What? Where? When?" It remains to find out who will be a connoisseur and who will be a spectator. Although periodically in these September days the question will sound: How much? Well, this business is understandable, because next to the traffic cops it does not happen any other way. On the whole, the autumn week will go well - it's too early to change shoes, and the iron horse whinnies happily and rushes along our native off-road. But a four-wheeled friend prefers to spend the night only in her cozy garage - your car is uncomfortable in strange unfamiliar parking lots.
Fish
Fish, listen - what is this strange tapping and rattling while moving? Maybe a woodpecker started up in the trunk, or car gnomes have settled in the glove compartment and make something. Do not guess, but drive to a familiar car mechanic. When you stand in another September traffic jam, pay attention to the drivers of neighboring cars - well, not a single bearded man. The stars found out what was the matter - 320 years ago, Peter was the first to establish a tax on beards (at first the tsar himself ran with scissors after the boyars). It’s strange that our rulers haven’t come up with this until now - they’re only too keen on raising the prices for gasoline and coming up with stupid rules, officials have no imagination.
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